sluttyoliveoil:

*OD’s on chill pills*

goldenclitoris:

*high fives your ass*

good game

I don’t understand little Children.

laugh-addict:

When they wake up they’re all like..

When I wake up I have no energy.. 

At school they’re all..

At school I’m like..

When they get mad at someone they’re like …

When I get mad at someone…

When they tell their parents off the parents are like..

When I tell my parents off they’re like..

I can’t.

 

(Source: g-mazing)

a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

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(Source: 270293)

gwenstefuckme:

When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream